Icecream On The Keyboard

Jokes > Saucy

My wife said, "Why is the computer keyboard all sticky?" I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream." She said, "How did you manage to get ice...

The Cookie factory

Jokes > Children

A man: "Is your father working at the cookie factory?" The little girl: "Because i am that sweet?" The man: "No, because you are so fat!"

In an airplane

Jokes > Computer

A small american Airplane lost its way in fog. The pilot wheeled arround a office building an screamed out of his window: "Where am I". The answer from a man...

Strangle a smurf

Jokes > Silly questions

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

Suicide

Jokes > Silly questions

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Scare half to death

Jokes > Silly questions

What happens when you got scared half-dead twice?

Statue of Liberty

Jokes > Women

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? - The head had to be hollow, to make a restaurant in it!

An extremly loyal fan!

Jokes > Others

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself...

Clintons changing Light Bulb

Jokes > politics

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."

Stiff Bill Clinton

Jokes > politics

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.

A-Class-Tracing

Jokes > A-Class

How do you identify the trace of an A-Class-Mercedes in the snow? By the line of the side mirror

Blonde kills a fish

Jokes > Blondes

How does a blonde kill a fish? She's drowning it!

Confused blondes

Jokes > Blondes

How can you confuse a blonde? You can not, they are born so.

Cowboy in a field of cactuses

Jokes > Blondes

Two blondes watching a movie with a cowboy riding towards a field of cactuses. One of them says, she bets 10 dollar, that the cowboy will ride threw the field, ...

Artifical intelligence

Jokes > Blondes

What is artifical intelligence? - A brunette coloured blonde!

Blonde with scissors in car

Jokes > Blondes

What is blonde doing with scissors in a car? She cuts the police off.